Two colouring books. One vocabulary problem.

C**T

colouring book

An unhelpful colouring book

A deliberately obscene colouring book.
Designed and printed in London.
Made for people who enjoy colouring inside the lines while quietly judging everyone else.

Each copy comes from the first small print run.

Sneak a peek inside

Who this book is for

People who find colouring calming but life irritating.
Anyone quietly furious with the world.
Those moments when deep breathing simply won’t do.
People who appreciate very bad language in very pretty typography.

UK postage included

First London print run – 2026
Perfect bound softcover
Printed in the UK

Posted from London within 3 working days.

International orders please email studio@louiseperry.com
US customers can also find the book at
Tea & Sympathy, New York

F**K

colouring book

Another unhelpful colouring book

A deliberately obscene colouring book.
Designed and printed in London.
Made for people who enjoy colouring inside the lines while quietly judging everyone else.

Each copy comes from the first small print run.

Sneak a peek inside

Who this book is for

People who find colouring calming but life irritating.
Anyone quietly furious with the world.
Those moments when deep breathing simply won’t do.
People who appreciate very bad language in very pretty typography.

UK postage included

First London print run – 2026
Perfect bound softcover
Printed in the UK

Posted from London within 3 working days.

International orders please email studio@louiseperry.com
US customers can also find the book at
Tea & Sympathy, New York

THE SET

C**T + F**K colouring books

UK postage included

First London print run – 2026
Perfect bound softcover
Printed in the UK

Posted from London within 3 working days.

International orders please email studio@louiseperry.com
US customers can also find the book at
Tea & Sympathy, New York

Save £4 and complete the set.

Colour your favourite page.

Then give the book to someone who might need it more than you do.

Or keep it. That’s fine too.

PASS IT ON…

Tea & Sympathy – New York

Interested in stocking Effing Colouring?
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