REPORT SIDE EFFECTS

Have you experienced an unexpected reaction?

We take adverse responses to therapeutic profanity very seriously.

If one of our publications has caused laughter, relief, increased swearing, sudden clarity, or the urge to prescribe a copy to someone else, please report your symptoms below.

All reports will be reviewed by Effing Press.

Before reporting

Please note that common side effects include:

Temporary relief
Increased use of profanity
Uncontrollable laughter
Recognition of one's own emotional state
A desire to purchase additional copies
Recommending treatment to others

Known side effects

Common
Increased swearing
Temporary relief
Uncontrollable laughter
Recognition of one's emotional state

Less common
Purchasing additional copies
Prescribing treatment to others
Contacting Effing Press with unsolicited testimonials

Rare
Framing pages from the publication
Purchasing colouring pencils specifically for treatment purposes

All adverse events submitted to Effing Press will be reviewed.

Serious adverse events may be published anonymously for educational, research or amusement purposes.

Emergency Information

If you experience any of the following:

Prolonged laughter
A desire to colour in every page
The urge to prescribe this treatment to others
An uncontrollable need to swear

Please continue treatment as required.

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